Janice’s ex husband, a mattress seller, is trying to cut prices on divorce as a gimmick. Monica went to buy a mattress, but Phoebe accidentally signed her a wrong one. Would Monica go crazy? Rachel wants Ross to get along with her dad, but Ross thinks her dad hates him. Can they get along? Joey got a chance to be a performance teacher, but he met a student competing for the same role. What would he do? Janice的前夫是个卖床垫的商人，他正在以离婚为噱头搞降价大促销。Monica去买了一个床垫，但是Phoebe不小心给她签收了一个错误的，Monica会抓狂吗？Rachel想让Ross和她爸爸好好相处，但是Ross认为她爸爸讨厌他，他们能好好相处吗？Joey得到了一个当表演系老师的机会，但是他遇到了一个和他竞争同一个角色的学生，他会怎么做？ 照例喜欢的图片镇场。
I’ll love you like I do in that black thing that you like. What, you’re the only who can make a joke? At least mine was funny. 只有你可以开玩笑吗？至少我的比较好笑。 I’ve bugged him about this a million times. He’s not gonna change. 我跟他抱怨几百次了，他不会改的。 I was wondering if you would consider coaching me for it. 我想问你可不可以教教我。 I could be a big, huge, giant man and it still wouldn’t make a difference. 我心胸可以超大的但情况还是不会改变。 Monica kind of trusted me with something and she shouldn’t have. 摩妮卡交待我做一件事，她不该这么做的。 So, Dr. Green, how’s the old boat? They found rust. Do you know what rust does to a boat? Gives it a nice antique-y look? Rust is boat cancer, Ross. Wow, I’m sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that. Ha, ha.
